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BATMAN TRADING CARD
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Found: In my old bedroom On one of the many visits to the parents house, I trudge through some of my old crap and clean it out. I saved one single Batman Returns trading card from 1992 because I thought that both Batman and Catwoman were the coolest things ever. |
FRIENDLY WARNING
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Found: Girl's Bathroom, Y-Not III Without proper direction, we humans would be running amuck getting ourselves into all kinds of trouble. And, I'll admit if it wasn't for this sign - I would have made some extra time for the girl's room sink. |
HEALTH BAR AD
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Found: In Ian & Michelle's Random Fun Box Peanut butter is already one of the single greatest things known to man. Making it better seemed like a difficult task, but at long last the answer became all to obvious: smother it all over a naked woman. |
THE WIGGLES - MURRAY TRADING CARD
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Found: In the Wiggles box Apparently chewy fruit snacks have "bands" now to help push chewy fruity sales. Also, "band" members sport the child molester look, as it seems to help push chewy fruity sales. |
GOAT THING
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Found: On a chair at work after a meeting A random goat-like creature on paper, partially traced when found. Reference to "Alan Lee" and "LOTR". |
ETERNAL DAMNATION
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Found: On a gas pump Dear Jebsu, I confess that I am a sinner in need of a savior. Help me to live in a way that pleases you, perhaps by leaving little fucking dumbass pamphlets around. Like, say on a gas pump? |
I'M TIRED...
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Found: On the floor at Blockbuster Lipton's Tea note paper with a special custom message. "I'm tired of runing though your mind". How 'bout we try "running through" instead. That may be easier. In any case I still like tea. |
VIBRATOR INSTRUCTIONS
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Found: In the vibrator box The importance of proper sex toy maintenance is clear. And always remember, batteries would prefer to be in a sex toy than in the remote control for your television. Which of course sees less action, in most cases. |
EYEBROW DOODLE
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Found: At Schwartz Bookstore When presented to me by a friend, who discovered this randomly at Schwartz while we were at Chuck Palahnuik's reading / signing, I laughed my ass off. And then laughed more. You have to appreciate randomness. |
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