EriqX / About Eriq / Impressed

08-MAR-2005

Weigh 250 pounds, then open a car door and sit on it to prove its build quality and strength.

21-DEC-2004

Show me your mean, incredibly nasty side. Deliver the blows with expert wit and skill. Then play the whole thing off as "Sassy".

18-NOV-2004

Remember that you said "dallop"!

14-NOV-2004

Spend 12 consecutive hours with me, without so much as a break in conversation, nor even a yawn. Throw in the fact that you know what "Island City" is, debate our comparable "nerdiness", and carefully utilize the phrase "mentholated briefly". Put far too simply, I think you are amazing.

13-NOV-2004

Write me a letter - through the mail, in which you express thanks for both my "awesome" party, and for my giving you a hug. I've never got better news from the postal service. And I'm giving back the $5 just so you know. Hugs are free, and I only accept charity from faceless strangers - not friends.

10-NOV-2004

Cheerfully agree to carve the word "Sorry" into my chest with a knife in the name of art or politics without even batting an eyelash. Could you possibly be a cooler roommate?

15-SEP-2004

Proclaim to me that my Christopher Walken impression makes you "So happy inside" whilst holding your tummy and laughing as if you were going to burst.

14-SEP-2004

Put a vanity plate on your 1989 Ford Probe, proudly advertising it as 'your GT'. All I know is I'm glad it's not my GT, and I've never laughed so hard while behind the wheel.